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Ştefan Birtalan was a Romanian handball player, coach and sports official.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Whitney Young","displaytitle":"Whitney Young","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3025297","titles":{"canonical":"Whitney_Young","normalized":"Whitney Young","display":"Whitney Young"},"pageid":906134,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/Whitney_Young_at_White_House%2C_January_18%2C_1964.jpg/330px-Whitney_Young_at_White_House%2C_January_18%2C_1964.jpg","width":320,"height":214},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/Whitney_Young_at_White_House%2C_January_18%2C_1964.jpg","width":760,"height":508},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284695686","tid":"7d987687-14fa-11f0-a652-770718f913b8","timestamp":"2025-04-09T04:24:13Z","description":"American civil rights leader (1921–1971)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Young","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Young?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Young?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Whitney_Young"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Young","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Whitney_Young","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitney_Young?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Whitney_Young"}},"extract":"Whitney Moore Young Jr. was an American civil rights leader. Trained as a social worker, he spent most of his career working to end employment discrimination in the United States and turning the National Urban League from a relatively passive civil rights organization into one that aggressively worked for equitable access to socioeconomic opportunity for the historically disenfranchised. Young was influential in the United States federal government's War on Poverty in the 1960s.","extract_html":"
Whitney Moore Young Jr. was an American civil rights leader. Trained as a social worker, he spent most of his career working to end employment discrimination in the United States and turning the National Urban League from a relatively passive civil rights organization into one that aggressively worked for equitable access to socioeconomic opportunity for the historically disenfranchised. Young was influential in the United States federal government's War on Poverty in the 1960s.
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